“Uh my friend... that’s a sandwich for you.” I was told that if you put a twenty between your ID and your credit card that often they’ll hook you up with an upgrade. Apparently it’s called the “20 dollar sandwich”. I only had about 7 ones on me so I wanted to make sure my sandwich at least appeared to have a lot of meat!
Somebody’s sleeping in the Terrace Suite tonight!
I’ve arrived! This photo is not photoshopped at all. This is my personal jet and definitely not @jetsuitex - if it was @jetsuitex I would thank them for letting me take these obnoxious photos for my Instagram. Wink wink @jetsuitex
Ladies, am I doing the pose right? I may or may not have chartered my own private jet to take me to some NBA summer league. Mo money, mo problems. YOLO, am I right?!? Also, I may not have, I may not have chartered my own private jet, that would be way too expensive! This is one of those new group private jet things... very affordable ticket price.