Bank guy: "What do you do for work?" Me: "Self Employed"
Bank guy: "But doing what? I need to put it down in your application. If you lie, they will know"
Me: "I am an internet model." Bank guy: "What does that even mean?" Me: "I just travel exotic places and take pretty photos." *blank stare*
B'hahahahaha.... Sometimes. I just have to laugh. I do NOT look like a model at all in my real life. I'm like a cute tan potato! The confusion is real...!!