Another episode of #musingswithmike, brought to you by my self-esteem...
Me: Man, I think my ears are crooked. Every pair of my sunglasses sits unevenly on my face.
Mike: Your ears aren't crooked! What are you basing that on?!! Me: Only that one eyebrow is always... Oh.
Mike: Yeah, your ears are fine......It's your eyebrows that are f***** up.
#tilldeathdouspart #ipickedhim #allmine