SophistAKAtedPearl๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’š @sophistakatedpearl

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Some of yโ€™all need to let me know the magic secret to walking on water since youโ€™re โ€œSO PERFECTโ€ & โ€œSIN FREE!โ€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญGood morning!๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—Funny! But true!! Letโ€™s just stay mindful of our OWN BUSINESS and not OTHER PEOPLEโ€™S business!!! And we will all be better off!!! Because remember one thing: NONE OF US ARE PERFECT and NO SIN IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ#godblessyou #mindyourbusiness #fakechristian #hypocrite
#somethingtothinkabout #hesworkingonme #imnotperfect #notafakereither #ikeepitreal๐Ÿ’ฏ #judgeyourself #funnybuttrue #memequeen #stopworryingaboutothers #imsilly #issajoke #pettymemes #prettyandpetty #ilovetolaugh #ilovetomakeotherslaugh #selfproclaimedcomedian #myhashtagstho #mycaptions #repost #positiveaffirmations #truemessage #inspirational

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#mancrushmonday Yโ€™all need to stop being STUPID!!! It donโ€™t make any sense whatsoever!!! If you gonna do it, why choose a dumb, Hood ass chic!!!??? Damn!!! Donโ€™t insult your woman at home like that!๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜#mcm๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ#realtalk #bigfacts #dontbestupid #imsilly #issajoke #funnybuttrue #savagememes #pettymemes #pettybettystrikesagain #prettyandpetty #icallithowiseeit #itiswhatitis #truthhurts #memequeen #humor #selfproclaimedcomedian #ilovetolaugh #dontgetyourbriefsinabunch #ilovetomakeotherslaugh #mycaptions #myhashtags #repost @sadity32 ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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To our #mancrushmonday Iโ€™m โ€œsprayingโ€ for you!!!๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Friendly advice to our #mcm If you gonna call yourself doing something, know who you are dealing with first!!!! Some people are for EVERYBODY!!๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ#realtalk #bigfacts #dontbestupid #imsilly #issajoke #funnybuttrue #savagememes #pettymemes #pettybettystrikesagain #prettyandpetty #icallithowiseeit #itiswhatitis #truthhurts #memequeen #humor #selfproclaimedcomedian #ilovetolaugh #ilovetomakeotherslaugh #mycaptions #myhashtags #repost @sadity32 ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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MAN you ainโ€™t fooling NOONE!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚Ok!!!! So! Whose #mancrushmonday is guilty of doing this??!! We want to see ALL the pictures!!! Why only โ€œCERTAINโ€ ones??!! So you donโ€™t want that other woman to see that you were with THE OTHER woman??!!!๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ#askingforafriend #imsilly #issajoke #mcm #youguiltyornah #funnymemes #funnybuttrue #savage #savagememes #pettymemes #pettybettystrikesagain #prettyandpetty #memequeen #ilovetolaugh #ilovetomakeotherslaugh #idothisforfun #selfproclaimedcomedian #mycaptions #myhashtagstho #repost

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Iโ€™m HOLLERING!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸคญOoooh!!! Yโ€™all are wrong for this one!!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Welp!!! Fellas, since you are someoneโ€™s #mancrushmonday , #manup so you want have to be living somewhere you really donโ€™t want to be!! So youโ€™re too broke to leave??!!!! DAMN!!!! #ohwell #isaidwhatisaid #issajoke #funnybuttrue #humor #memequeen #behispeace ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ#beyourownpeace #pettybettystrikesagain #pettymemes #petty #prettyandpetty #dontgetyourbriefsinabunch #humor๐Ÿ˜‚ #imsilly #imjusthavingfun #mcm #selfproclaimedcomedian #mycaptions #myhashtagstho #repost

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๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจDISCLAIMER: ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸšจDO NOT๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธblame me when you get BEAT THE HELL UP!!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐ŸคญIโ€™m a little she devil ๐Ÿ˜ˆ having LOTS OF FUN on #mancrushmonday ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ#imsilly #imhavingfun #memequeen #imcryinglaughing #pettybettystrikesagain #pettymemes #prettyandpetty #savage #savagememes #somebodylying #humor #funnymemes #ilovetolaugh #ilovetomakeotherslaugh #selfproclaimedcomedian #mycaptions #myhashtagstho #repost @sadity32 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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๐Ÿ—ฃ๐ŸšจThis is for the ladies that DONโ€™T READ THE CAPTIONS, but are looking for a #mancrushmonday I will take an โ€œUGLYโ€ but โ€œGOOD PROVIDERโ€ any day over a โ€œHANDSOME BUM!โ€ READ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฝTHAT๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฝAGAIN!!! That stupid talk/mentality is for immature little girls, NOT SMART, GROWN WOMEN!! Thatโ€™s why some of yโ€™all either SINGLE NOW and canโ€™t find a man or that โ€œHANDSOME MANโ€ is treating you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ!!!!! Yโ€™all know Iโ€™m not lying!!!!๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸฝStop worrying what other folks will say!!!! As long as that man is treating you right, thatโ€™s all that matters!!! DUH!!!๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ#everyoneisbeautifulinmyeyes #growup #realtalk๐Ÿ’ฏ #fixhimup #hecanbemymancrushmonday #mcm #playchessnotcheckers #whereheattho #mancrushmonday #itsnotaboutthelooks #changeyourstandards #gofortheunderdog #imsilly #pettymemes #prettyandpetty #pettybettystrikesagain #memequeen #mondayhumor #mycaptions #myhashtagstho #repost #truemessage #takeheed

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๐Ÿ—ฃ๐ŸšจLISTEN UP!!!!: I will take an โ€œUGLYโ€ but โ€œGOOD PROVIDERโ€ any day over a โ€œHANDSOME BUM!โ€ READ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฝTHAT๐Ÿ‘๐ŸฝAGAIN!!! That stupid talk/mentality is for immature little girls, NOT SMART, GROWN WOMEN!! Thatโ€™s why some of yโ€™all either SINGLE NOW and canโ€™t find a man or that โ€œHANDSOME MANโ€ is treating you like ๐Ÿ’ฉ!!!!! Yโ€™all know Iโ€™m not lying!!!!๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ#everyoneisbeautifulinmyeyes #growup #realtalk๐Ÿ’ฏ #fixhimup #hecanbemymancrushmonday #mcm #playchessnotcheckers #whereheattho #mancrushmonday #itsnotaboutthelooks #changeyourstandards #gofortheunderdog #imsilly #pettymemes #prettyandpetty #pettybettystrikesagain #memequeen #mondayhumor #mycaptions #myhashtagstho #repost #truemessage #takeheed

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Whose #mcm is this??! #askingforafriend #No! I DID NOT make this Meme!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Ladies, find all this stuff out before you get involved with your #mancrushmonday How yโ€™all gonna have something together if ALL OF HIS CHECK is going to child support in different households??!! There may be more kids out there that you donโ€™t even know about!!! #truestory๐Ÿ’ฏ It happened to someone I know! ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ#imsilly #savage #savagememes #pettymemes #prettyandpetty #pettybettystrikesagain #imhollering #itiswhatitis #isaidwhatisaid #manup #funnybuttrue #mondayhumor #ilovetolaugh #ilovetomakeotherslaugh #selfproclaimedcomedian #mycaptions #myhashtagstho #repost

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๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธSome Of yโ€™all fellas are ALREADY in your 40โ€™s and 50โ€™s and still donโ€™t own ๐Ÿ’ฉ!!!! AND LIVE WITH YO MAMA or a lady youโ€™re using for a place to stay!! ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜Hell no!๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธBut you are the SICKEST dresser tho??!! Where they do that at?!๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”F*CK them vehicles and clothes!!! #secureyourfuture #itscalledpriorities #stoptryingtoimpresspeople Now if you about yo business and fly, I SALUTE YOU! #realtalk #bigfacts #nohate #alllove #mcm #mancrushmonday #imsilly #issajoke #dontgetyourbriefsinabunch #savage #savagememes #pettybettystrikesagain #prettyandpetty #ispeakfactsonly #funnybuttrue๐Ÿ˜‚ #humor #funnymemes #memequeen #selfproclaimedcomedian #mycaptions #myhashtagstho #repost @sadity32 Hey boo!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ#gotem #truemessage #inspirational

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๐Ÿ—ฃI donโ€™t know ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ who needed to see this! But here you go!!!! Itโ€™s #mancrushmonday so Iโ€™m just helping out! JUST KIDDING! ๐Ÿ˜BARBERS, STOP messing up them dudes eyebrows like that! But Frfr, some of yโ€™allโ€™s eyebrows BE ON POINT!! Us ladies need to take notes! Am I lying ladies??!!๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜#imakememes #memequeen #imsilly #itsbeenaminutesinceicutup #issajoke #earlymorningshenanigans #mcm #ineededthislaugh #savagememes #humor๐Ÿ˜‚ #funnymemes๐Ÿ˜‚ #petty #pettymemes #prettyandpetty #idothisforfun #ilovetolaugh #ilovetomakeotherslaugh #selfproclaimedcomedian #mycaptions #myhashtagstho @kutz_by_bsmith Let me find out!๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ#barbersbelike #browslayer #browsarelife

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