(Sing along in little mermaid tune)
Look at dis blanket, isn't it neat?
Wouldn't u fink my collections complete? Wouldn't u fink I'm a dog, a dog who has everything?
I got dog treats and stuffed toys a plenty, I got cuddles and belly rubs galore.
Bones in the garden? I got twenty.
But who carrresssss, no big deaaaaalllll, I want mooooreeeee.
I wanna eat what de humans eat, I wanna taste, wanna taste dat chocolate. Eat every night at those, what do u call them? restaurants.
I wanna order it all on de menu, I wanna taste, wanna taste sensations. Pay for it all with my, what do u call it? Credit card.
Out where they eat, out where they munch, out where they spend all day at de brunch
Lunch until tea, wish I could be, part of dat worrrrrrlllldddd